interview with a crazy person

Sometimes, when I regress to childhood, I conduct interviews with myself. I'm a musician on tour in Europe and people are loving it. This, of course, is a three-man band  consisting of my brother, sister, and myself. We haven't produced any whole songs, but we've given ourselves a name: "Tarred, Feathered, & Stoned." Anyways, an interviewer asks how I'm taking in all the success of our European tour and what life on the bus is like. My answers are modest as I reveal that all of our success is credited to our fans. Is this getting weird yet? The interviewer inquires about how life must be changing for the three of us:  a high school graduate, ex-marine/ father of one, and a graphic designer. I tell him it's a dream come true and that the three of us are just enjoying being heard finally (because it's been such a long road to success) I also mention that we're very proud of the album and that it's a collaborative process in crafting the lyrics and melodies. So, i assume that this lunacy has revealed my unconscious desire to be a musician...like in a band. lunacy. Our tour dates for the states will be revealed soon.