The DMV took my money and took it bad. What was supposed to be a $20 fee turned out to be a surprise $803 fee. No biggy. Let me just pull out my fat wallet and flip out some one hundred dollar bills. My cousin told the tale of going up to a fancy-schmancy restaurant where the wine list starts at $1300 and goes to $6000 champagne. HOLY F-BALLS!!! He noted that one woman sat alone and sipped on her money while others nonchalantly ordered another bottle. Can you imagine!? If I were that lady, the DMV fee would seem like chump change! I'd probably laugh at the woman behind the desk and ask her this: "Do you know who I am?"
I've been trying as best as I can to pay for things myself so that my mom can have one less thing to worry about. Registration, gas, car payments, haircuts, doctor appts...you know. This real world stuff is hard...I need a spouse.
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