Hoarders

I think I have a problem.
I feel that any day now A&E is going to call me and ask if I'm interested in participating in their hit show "Hoarders". I think I'm qualified and this is why:

* I can hardly see my blue? carpet
*No amount of hampers, closets, or dressers are enough to tame "the beast"
*There are clothes coming out of every surface sans the ceiling
*If I move clothes off their familiar spot on the floor, they become hopelessly lost
*I'm not sure how many sweaters I have
*At night, my hampers looks like a 7ft tall Yeti.
Needless to say, I have a shopping problem and I say this with little room for jokes. I am being literal.
Yesterday my friend and I went to PacSun to specifically visit the cute clerk, and since he wasn't there, I came out with a not-on-sale sweater and she came out with two shirts. The other day I went to Target, saw a green dress and without trying it on...I purchased it. I also came out with about $50 worth of underwear and bras. In order to comfortably accommodate our new/foster/permanent kitten, I was told to clean my room so that she would have more space to play...I told my mom that if she wants a clean space she'd better call for a dumpster because it's that kind of cleaning. She's calling the dumpster people today.
So yes A & E, I accept the offer if you will clean my room for my kitten's sake...also my car. Please.